I Don't Think So

I would like to draw the court's attention to item #101: Fish Flavored Chicken.

My boyfriend took me to a Chinese restaurant on 422 University Ave W in St Paul, Minnesota called Little Szechuan. The restaurant is nicer than the average hole-in-the-wall, but my impression fell off the curb when I ran across this item on the menu.

Who the fuck wants fish flavored chicken? The restaurant serves fish! Why wouldn't you just order the fish? Ugh. I even looked online to see if fish flavored chicken is a common Chinese dish. Apparently, it's not. It's just some bullshit Little Szechuan came up with.

I can hear the chef now: "hey guys, come taste this" - in Chinese of course.