Spirit Locker

As the only homosexual male in my department, I felt it important to have the gayest locker in the land.

Besides having an image of Bette Davis and Joan Crawford from What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, I have a a couple of magnets that suit my personality quite well.

One reads, "I was going to make a delicious dinner, then I remembered I don't cook!"

The other reads, "I'd tell you to go to Hell...but I work there, and I don't want to see you everyday."

You oughta see what's on the inside.