Happy Birthday

On May 16, 1966, Joseph and Katherine Jackson welcomed their ninth child into the world: Janet Damita Jo Jackson.

Today, Janet is forty-three-years-old.

Happy Birthday Janet - Miss Jackson if you're nasty!

I want some

Bacardi Peach Red & (Diet) Iced Tea

Cruelty to Animals

My mom has this thing she likes to do; she'll buy yummy, delicious treats to "torture" me with, as she says. Usually, these acts of terrorism occur immediately after I tell her that I am attempting to lose weight. I had a conversation with my mom yesterday about not being able to fit into a suit and needing to lose an inch or two. This morning, she had my sister send me the above image with the following caption: "Mom and I are eating the most yummy dessert on Earth from M. Resort! Wish you could be here! I didn't know chocolate mousse was so good!! Hehehe!! Lol!!"

Evil.

Yes, Yes, Yes

Over the weekend, a friend made the comment, "I survived SIDS." I immediately thought "t-shirt!" 

I Don't Think So

I would like to draw the court's attention to item #101: Fish Flavored Chicken.

My boyfriend took me to a Chinese restaurant on 422 University Ave W in St Paul, Minnesota called Little Szechuan. The restaurant is nicer than the average hole-in-the-wall, but my impression fell off the curb when I ran across this item on the menu.

Who the fuck wants fish flavored chicken? The restaurant serves fish! Why wouldn't you just order the fish? Ugh. I even looked online to see if fish flavored chicken is a common Chinese dish. Apparently, it's not. It's just some bullshit Little Szechuan came up with.

I can hear the chef now: "hey guys, come taste this" - in Chinese of course.

Does that make me crazy?

I think you're crazy.

Fierce, Fierce, Fierce

Anyone who knows me knows that I have an unhealthy obsession with Janet Jackson. There isn't a song I haven't heard, an interview I haven't seen, an article I haven't read, or a picture I haven't stared at - so I thought. Imagine my elation when I came across a site that features rare Janet photos! I've shared a few gems.

Favorite Lyrics of All Time

I have added another song to my short list of Favorite Song Lyrics of All Time. As such, I feel compelled to post the short list in its entirety.

1. "You like it how I work my spine. Got you feeling all hypnotized, hypnotized. I gotta body like a CL5 - make a nigga wanna test drive, but I'm so on fire. Flyer than a pelican, find another chick better than - I don't see her. 'Cause my swag is serious, something heavy like a first day period, so..." -Janet Jackson, Feedback, 2007


2. "Yo y'all (y'all) one more time I come, knucklehead flow that make you act real dumb. Yo, (yo), I burn your food like Florence, run up in your crib like my name was search warrants." -Busta Rhymes, Everything Remains Raw, 1996


3. "See me in the drop-head, fresh up out the hair salon. Booty look softer than a McDonald's hamburger bun. I got the edible dessert on my wrist. Please believe I'm a ten, yeah shawty I'm the shit." -Ciara, High Price, 2009

I'm Awful

As I type this, I am assisting someone with the first name ROYSHAWNDRE. Yeah. That is ghetto as Hell. She is very young, but I imagine she will grow into a lovely young lady.